i would personally like to thank all the people who unfollow me when they get annoyed with what i post instead of sending anon hate u are what is right with the world thank u and bless u
I hate it when Girl Scouts are selling cookies and I don’t have money to buy them.
Partially because I am honor-bound to support their lesbian, socialist, transgender, abortionist agenda.
And partially because I really fucking love Girl Scout cookies.
Anonymous asked: your tatts are going to look like shit don't do it
bad tattoos are fun
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
alex turner look like he’s tried so many times to roll a pack of cigarettes in his sleeve but can never get it right
what she says: i’m fine
what she means: i will never achieve true closure and happiness until i know for a fact that chihiro and haku found each other again after the events of spirited away