strapon-queen:

kinda wanna eat a donut
kinda wanna eat a girl out

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1 hour ago // 180 notes
MOTHERFUCKING THEATRE ETIQUETTE TIPS

bluhbluhhugedork:

burnedoffwings:

prose-b4bros:

1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.

2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.

3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why

4.
DO. NOT. LEAVE. DURING. BOWS.

5. KEEP YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF THE GOD DAMN SEATS

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shubbabang:

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1 hour ago // 11,857 notes
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do-you-have-a-flag:

mullofkintyre:

decabronestengounrancho:

El Tango de Roxanne. | Moulin Rouge Soundtrack. 

#ROOOOOOOOXAAANNNE #YOU DON’T HAVE TO PUT ON THAT RRRRRRED LIGHT #WALK DA STREETS FOR MONAAAAYYY #YOU DON’T CAAARE IF IT’S WRONG OR #IF #IT #IS #RIGHT

best part of the entire film

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5 hours ago // 20,663 notes
NONSEXUAL WAYS TO BE INTIMATE WITH SOMEONE

meth-smoothie:

fuckingconversations:

Link 1  <Personal & Body Care

Link 2 <Emotional & Psychological Closeness

Link 3 <Sleeping & Other Spacial Closeness

Link 4 <Life Arrangements

Link 5  <Urgent Situations

this is way too cool

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5 hours ago // 35,175 notes

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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5 hours ago // 9,706 notes
mcstack:

hamishmash:

I made a comic about Godzilla. 

One page. I need to work on my one page storytelling.